Showing posts with label Prankery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Prankery. Show all posts

Monday, April 4, 2011

April Fool's *semicolon* Office Prankery Part 2

So after the success of the first April Fool's prank of the morning, our office manager and I wanted to see if we could pull off another.

The Target
Jessica (aka Princess)
Sidenote- The Man suggested she needed a bigger computer monitor, so she gets a 42" TV for easy spreadsheet viewing. Contrary to others, her nickname is used with endearment.

The Conspirators
Charlaa
Me

Charlaa came up with the idea of calling Princess and telling her that I received a call form Building Management saying they think her car was broken into. I wasn't sure if she was aware of the first prank of the day so I suggested to Charlaa that she send out an "email" from Building Management. She has everyone's car information, so use it/alter some of it to make the email more legit. I also suggested she put a fake phone number in there to call (like Papa John's or something) so that when she calls to ask about the fate of her car, she'd then realize it was a prank. Miss Charlaa took it a step further and said it would be funnier if Princess went all the way down to the first floor and out to the garage to see her car just as she left it. (Sorry, Princess)

The Email
Not 45 seconds later did I hear Princess, purse in hand and on a mission to kill, and Charlaa close behind. *Lock it up, Taryn. Lock it up!*

Princess: "Guess who was on that hit list?"
Me: "Ooohhh, noooo!"


Charlaa and I wait for her to board the elevator and make her way down before we started cracking up. A few minutes go by and we're wondering where she's at and if she's figured it out yet. A few more minutes go by and now we're getting nervous. Should we call? Did something go wrong? Just as I head to pick up the phone to dial out, it rings. Our company name comes up on the caller ID along with a Houston area code. I remembered she just got a company Blackberry and figured this HAD to be her. I'm already losing my composure as I pick up the receiver. I answered the phone in my normal greeting but it was broken up by a fit of laughter.

Princess: "I'm going to kill you two."
Me: "April Fools!"
Princess: "It is on."

Moments later we hear the elevator ding and see her marching straight towards us with a devious grin on her face. All fun and games until she told us what happened downstairs. Instead of going straight to her car, she stops at the concierge desk in the lobby. We forgot to fill him in on our antics. She asked him how bad it was and he had no idea of what she was talking about. She pulled out her Blackberry to show him the email. He starts panicking and calls his boss. (Yikes!) He reads the email like a telegram.

Concierge: "Colleagues, comma. Urgent message from Building Management, semicolon ... *blah, blah, guts of email, blah, blah* ... sent from Charlaa-"
Princess: "Yeah, no. She works with us."
Concierge: "Sent today, April 1st."

This is when I imagined Princess snatching the phone from the concierge realizing what the day's date meant. She then proceeded to half laugh and half tear up. We then start to hang our heads in shame. We didn't mean to upset her. The thing about picking your target for pranks is you need to make sure they haven't had a string of rough days. We're sorry, Princess!!!!! She then went on to tell us that she was mostly just upset at how little the front desk knew about the slew of faux car break-ins and it was just bad timing. She did give us props for coming up with a great prank though - and warned us to watch our backs. I welcome your revenge, Princess. Bring it on!

Saturday, April 2, 2011

April Fools: Office Prankery Part 1

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways....

I. LOVE. April Fools' Day.  Period.  Exclamation, over, and out! April Fools' Day is almost as good as Christmas and birthdays. Everyone's wheels are at work trying to secretly plot a prank of epic proportions on the unsuspecting target....just great. 
"I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT!!!!"
This brings us to the office prankery of 2011. Let's take a look.

The Target
Nir

Conspirators
Sandra 
Robert 
Stacy
Yours Truly

The Prank
The Wednesday before April Fools', Sandra came up to my desk and asked for some help with pranking Nir.  I was in before she even disclosed any details. She goes on to explain that since we've sold a big portfolio of properties, there will be a series of dog & pony shows with the buying company. So, Friday there's going to be a " 10 a.m. meeting" *wink, wink* where the company will be coming to us. His boss, Stacy, drafted up an "email" that she sent to Sandra (and cc'd Sandra's boss) detailing everything she needed him to do for this meeting. Thing is, he never got it. They needed me to set the wheel in motion by calling Nir around 9:45 a.am. to explain that I just received a phone call from the company and they wanted to let Nir and Sandra know they were on their way, but running late. I would also tell him that I couldn't get a hold of Sandra, so he may also need to track her down. Since he never got the "email", panic would set in, and he would run to find Sandra to figure out what meeting he was supposed to be ready for in t-minus 15 minutes. Sandra would then pull out the "email", clearly addressed to him. More panic. Wild goose chase to set up. A little more panic. APRIL FOOLS!!!

The Email

Show Time
9:45 a.m.: Sandra calls. It's time.
Me: *ring, ring* Hey, Nir. It's Taryn. [Company] just called and wanted to let you and Sandra know they are on their way but they're running a little late. I can't get a hold of Sandra, have you seen her?
Nir: (Cool as a cucumber) Oh, ok. Thanks! No, I haven't seen her, but I'll go find her. Hey, did they say who it was?
Me: No, and I'm sorry...I didn't ask. He just said they were with [Company].
Nir: Ok, thanks. Hmmm...ok, I'll take care of it. (Still cool as a cucumber) Hey, do you know what meeting? Did they say?
Me: No, I'm not really sure. Sorry, they weren't big on specifics. I figured you only had one at 10.
Nir: Oh, ok. Alright. Hmmm...I bet it's the Austin meeting. Ok, thanks alot! Appreciate it.
Me: No problem! Bye. *click*

I messaged Sandra.
"He totally bought it. Didn't suspect a thing. Keep me posted"

10:15 a.m.: He's bustin' a sweat. [Company] "arrival". Time to reveal.
Sandra comes back up to tell me give him a call in the training room and tell him [Company] is here and she'll walk them back. He's squirmed enough.

Me: *ring, ring*
Nir: hello?!?!?!?!??!?! (I could see beads of sweat through his panicked voice, and hear him running around the room setting up computers)
Me: Hey, it's Taryn. [Company] is here. Sandra's walking them back.
Nir: oh, sh!t. Ok. Ok, thanks. Bye. (more scrambling)

I walk back with Sandra and we pick up people along the way. Sandra opens the door and announces [Company]'s arrival. Nir's red face focuses in on who is standing with her. Stops dead in his tracks. Doubles over in relief...
"OMG! YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! PAYBACK'S A B!TCH!!!"

"APRIL FOOLS!!!!"

Laughter ensues.....and even louder as we inspect the scene. He had our little IT friend help him get the appropriate number of laptops ready (we didn't fill him in on the prank, but he didn't really need to know). Robert, who works in Nir's department, played the double agent by helping Nir setting up the reports and applications, but kept us updated on Nir's status. Nir then looks to Robert...."Robert! Were you in on this the whole time?" Robert falls out of his chair laughing. He even had a couple trays of snacks laid out for our visitors! He didn't suspect a thing! And here's why...