We're off to an early start, ladies and gents. This is promising. Let's review the scene of the crime, shall we?
There are 50 large LCD screens clearly marked "Bag Drop: Customers who have checked in". I stepped in line, as 1) I have indeed already checked in, and 2) I need to drop my bag off. A lady unbeknownst to me walks up, "Hello." I oblige, "Good morning." Now, if I'm lyin' I'm cryin' (and I ain't shed a tear), but the lady then asked, "Do you see a sign for baggage drop?"
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"Ummm, yes ma'am, right there."
And there, and there, and there, AND THERE, AND THERE, AND THERE! Really? You're pretty.
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