Here in Texas, you never know what kind of weather you’re going to get. It’s a lot like Marcy Magoo I suppose. One minute it’s hot and sunny, and the next it’s a few degrees below freezing … the one constant is Houston's humidity. And then there’s Texas weather to the power of Marcy Magoo. Any unit, or combination of units, raised to the power of Marcy Magoo (xMM) yields something a little bit silly. For more details on the meaning of Marcy Magoo, see Who is Marcy? Let's examine the formula in Example 1.
Picture of disheveled combover man courtesy of this guy.
Image of Texas with flag courtesy of this page.
The Method (used loosely) to My Madness
Here, you have a combination of warm temperatures, precipitation, and high wind speeds. This combination makes for gross weather. Multiplying this aggregation by the State of Texas gives you arbitrary scattering and unpredictability of said weather . Subtract the access to an umbrella and you lose protection from these forces. Raise the cumulative product to the power of Marcy Magoo and you have yourself one old man whose combover has turned into a comb-out.
Yes, I literally witnessed this event today while driving back to the office. Unfortunately, I could not snap my own photo of this funny sighting, but something told me this was not the first time a combover has turned into a comb-out.
Yes, I literally witnessed this event today while driving back to the office. Unfortunately, I could not snap my own photo of this funny sighting, but something told me this was not the first time a combover has turned into a comb-out.
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